Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING POLICY

We’ll get your order to you as fast as humanly possible because we know you need it, like, yesterday. Standard shipping usually takes 5-7 business days. If you need it sooner, we offer expedited shipping options because we’re nice like that. But hey, no drones yet, so patience is a virtue.

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

Look, we get it. Sometimes things just don’t work out. If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, you’ve got 30 days to return it. Yes, you read that right, 30 days. Not 31, not 32. Make sure your item is in its original, unblemished, untarnished, and unadulterated condition. Basically, don’t wear it, use it, or let your dog sleep on it. If we can’t resell it, we can’t take it back.